Why is the “freakin” system slow?
If you work in the corporate IT world you’ve probably heard those words – or ones similar – before. It can be one of the most perplexing, aggravating, and potentially costly issues that folks in IT have to deal with.
Why does it happen?
If you’re working in IT departments that are the norm, you probably have some great monitoring technology. You have tools from companies like HP, BMC, IBM, CA, maybe some Open Systems stuff, that tells you whether particular elements of your environment are performing up to spec. You, your colleagues, or your team, spend time tuning the thresholds so you get alerted on system performance abnormalities.
Then why is it that when all the lights are green, you still get calls from your end user community telling you that the “freakin” system is slow? It’s because you don’t have any way to monitor the end-user experience. And, to coin an overused phrase, at the end of the day all that matters is what the users are experiencing. They don’t care if you have clustered servers, redundant SANs, and other technological marvels; they just care that when they click their mouse, what they expect to happen next happens, and immediately.
There is good news. There is now software on the market that helps you monitor the end user experience. There are software solutions that generate synthetic transactions and there are solutions that track the real-time activities of any or all of your users. They come from companies that you recognize; IBM, CA, HP, BMC, and they come from companies that you might not be that familiar with; Correlsense, Compuware, OpNet, and others.
Which is right for you? I don’t know. I do know there are folks out there (my company included) that understand this technology, and can help you build a business case so the next time the CEO yells “why is the freakin system slow”, you’ll know why and are probably already be taking corrective action.

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